Joke

[trac]

Airplane Ride

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

"£10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay £10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

 

[maggie217]

(w00t) I don't think Trish is reading the clean ones, Trac :teehee:

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]that was rubbish,did you make that up yourself (w00t) :- " [/SIZE]

 

your dirty ones are far better :teehee:

 

pauline im not gonna be reading tracs clean ones again :- " :lol:

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]that was rubbish,did you make that up yourself (w00t)   :- "    [/SIZE] 

your dirty ones are far better   :teehee:

 

pauline im not gonna be reading tracs clean ones again :- "  :lol:  

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ok trish back to rude ones :thumbsup:

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]that was rubbish,did you make that up yourself (w00t)   :- "    [/SIZE] 

your dirty ones are far better   :teehee:

 

pauline im not gonna be reading tracs clean ones again :- "  :lol:  

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ok trish back to rude ones :thumbsup:

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(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[pepa]

that was realy good (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[nicky12]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[AnnSa]

 

[The Whistler]

(w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

good god trac, did you get that out of a kiddies joke book :- "

 

[trac]

good god trac, did you get that out of a kiddies joke book :- "

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go and stick a elvis dvd on

 

[BlueNoise]

(w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

good god trac, did you get that out of a kiddies joke book :- "

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go and stick a elvis dvd on

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nasty woman

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]not one of your best there trace....the filthier the better in my book........... :teehee: [/SIZE]