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Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to

the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked

Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over

her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor

was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and

spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and

asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she just

saw.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled

in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!

:teehee:
 
hely said:
Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to

the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked

Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over

her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor

was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and

spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and

asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she just

saw.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled

in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!

:teehee:


[SIZE=14pt]THAT'S CRAP............ONLY KIDDING HUNNYBUNCH... :lol: :lol: :lol: [/SIZE]
 
(w00t) :lol: :lol: love it :thumbsup:
 
:lol: :teehee: :lol: Very good :thumbsup:
 
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