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Why Condoms Are Packed 3, 6 & 12 to a Box???

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to

walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms,

son. Men use them to have safe sex.'

'Oh, I see,' replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in

health class at school.' He looks over the display and asks, ' Why are

there three in this package Dad?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one

for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'

'Cool!' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these

for?'

'Those are for college men.' the dad answers. 'Two for Friday, two for

Saturday, and two for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a

12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for

January, one for February, one for March........'
 
(w00t) (w00t)

At least february is a short month :- " :b
 
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