Joke

[longstone lass]

C'mon the altar boys

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, Johnny Byrne?

'Yes, Father, it is.'And who was the girl you were with?']

I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so

you May as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'

I cannot say.'

Was it Teresa Brown?'

I'll never tell.'

Was it Margaret Doyle?'

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

Was it Anne O' Neil?'

My lips are sealed.

' Was it Catherine 0' Toole , then?'

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Johnny,

and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot

be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and

whispers, What'd you get?

' Four months vacation and five good leads.'

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[posh totty]

very good!!! like it!!! (w00t)

 

[peppermint lady]

(w00t) :lol: