It's Nearly Friday

[urchin]

A bloke say's to his wife 'Tell me something that'll cheer me up and depress me at the same time' His wife thinks for a moment then says 'Your willy is bigger than your brothers'

 

[AnnSa]

:lol: :thumbsup: :lol:

 

[trac]

(w00t) (w00t) :lol:

 

[meddling]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) :lol:

 

[Bluebell]

GOOD ONE :lol: :lol:

 

[jinnyfizz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (w00t) :thumbsup:

 

[Julie D]

(w00t) clever

one I heard yesterday ...

at a fancy dress party a naked man has a glass vase on his willy and nothing else but a small card nearby.

Girl asks him what he's supposed to be

He replies 'I'm a fireman....read my card'

Girl reads aloud

' in emergency...break glass, pull knob and I'll come as quick as I can' (w00t)

 

[nicky12]

:lol: :lol: good uns both of em :lol:

 

[Whippets4eva]

(w00t) :lol:

Sonia and Jesse xx