Two Irish guys were walking down the high street on holiday in Scotland. They wanted to go out on the pull that night but had no smart clothes with them. They came to a shop with a sign that said "Shirts £2 Trousers £2 and Jackets £3".
"Look at that" one said to the other "We can get kitted out for only £7"
"Ok" his friend replied "But don't let on we are Irish"
They went into the shop and asked in their best Scottish accent "We would like the deal on the clother that you have in the window please"
"What do you mean" replied the shop keeper
"Well the deal Shirts £2 Trousers £2 and Jackets £3" said the first man
"Youre Irish aren't you?" asked the shopkeeper
"How do you know that?" asked the second
"Well" said the shop keeper....
"This is a dry cleaners!!"
"Look at that" one said to the other "We can get kitted out for only £7"
"Ok" his friend replied "But don't let on we are Irish"
They went into the shop and asked in their best Scottish accent "We would like the deal on the clother that you have in the window please"
"What do you mean" replied the shop keeper
"Well the deal Shirts £2 Trousers £2 and Jackets £3" said the first man
"Youre Irish aren't you?" asked the shopkeeper
"How do you know that?" asked the second
"Well" said the shop keeper....
"This is a dry cleaners!!"
