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Pat and Mick walking down a street in London and Pat happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said 'Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair'.
Pat says to his pal, 'Mick, will you look at dat! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and den when we get back home, we could make a fortune.'...
'Now, when we go in de shop, you shut up, roight? Just let me do de talking 'cause if dey hear yer accent, dey might not be noice den try to get one over on us. I'll be usin' me best English accent so I will.'
'Roight y'are, Pat, I'll keep me moot shot, so I will.' Says Mick.
In they go.
Paddy, nonchalantly leaning on the counter and in his best English accent, says,
'Good day to you my good man. I'll take 50 of those suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll get my chap here to reverse the vehicle up to the door to load it in and ......'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Ireland, aren't you?'
'Well...yes,' says a surprised Pat, embarrassed about being rumbled and dropping his phony English accent.
'How de hell d'ye' know dat ?'
The owner says, 'Because this is a Dry Cleaner's
Pat says to his pal, 'Mick, will you look at dat! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and den when we get back home, we could make a fortune.'...
'Now, when we go in de shop, you shut up, roight? Just let me do de talking 'cause if dey hear yer accent, dey might not be noice den try to get one over on us. I'll be usin' me best English accent so I will.'
'Roight y'are, Pat, I'll keep me moot shot, so I will.' Says Mick.
In they go.
Paddy, nonchalantly leaning on the counter and in his best English accent, says,
'Good day to you my good man. I'll take 50 of those suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll get my chap here to reverse the vehicle up to the door to load it in and ......'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Ireland, aren't you?'
'Well...yes,' says a surprised Pat, embarrassed about being rumbled and dropping his phony English accent.
'How de hell d'ye' know dat ?'
The owner says, 'Because this is a Dry Cleaner's
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