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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and ! jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled

many other valuable programs, such as

* Romance 9.5 and

* Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs , such as

* NBA 5.0,

* NFL 3.0 and

* MLB 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

* Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,

* Boyfriend

5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

* Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

* If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .

* Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly

Beta..

Whatever you do, D0 NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to re - install the Boyfriend

5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

* Cooking 3.0 and

* Hot Lingerie

7.7.

Good Luck Desperate
 
This still makes me PMSL!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think there is an equivalent one for Girlfriend II, isn't there?

GREAT!!!!! :lol: :lol: :D
 
EXCELLENT :) :) :)

I knew I would find something to make me laugh on the forum :)

My upgraded model is watching F----------l (no not quite a swear word) :wacko: with his 23 year old stepson. They have ganged up on me. I HAVE BEEN OVERULED!

I have been remarried for 3 years. IT GETS WORSE :blink: :rant: :luck: :luck: :luck:
 
Thanks you've just solved my problem I have mother-in -law 1.0 installed here.

Do you think I should get the antivirus to lock it in a chest? :p
 
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