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Ruth is up the hospital visiting, so i said i would have tea ready for her when she gets back about 5ish, now whilst ive been sat here i left a pan of rice n pasta cooking on the stove for the dogs, the fire alarms went off, i went downstairs, and the pan has completely soldered itself to the stove :lol: u no its the best laff ive had in ages, i had to put one foot on the cooker tuther on the floor to prize the bugger off
 
:- " Ill tell you what I did - If you promise not to laugh......I put my electric deep fat fryer on top of my cooker - but instead of flicking the switch to turn it on, I turned the gas ring on and set the thing on fire. I was merrily stood with my back to it peeling spuds to make chips and didnt even notice. I also accidentally filled my steam iron with lemonade instead of water lol: Didnt realise until something like burnt toffee started to come out the holes at the bottom of the iron (w00t)

(BET YOURE GLAD YOU DONT LIVE NEXT DOOR TO ME!)
 
We all know what your be shopping for tomorrow :lol: :lol:

Worst thing I did was put a plastic kettle to stand on top of a cooker ring and hit the wrong switch :wacko: I found a nice heap of melted plastic :oops:

Lillibet
 
well keith i cant promise not to laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: a worse cook than me at last :- " luv ya xx :huggles: :huggles:
 
affieluver said:
well keith i cant promise not to laugh  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol: a worse cook than me at last  :- " luv ya xx :huggles:   :huggles:
Excuse me young Kelly, i will have you know im a damn fine cook, better than any woman,or bloke fer that matter i have ever come accross, :- " now how many folks know this, i for one luv crispy golded brown chips, put a drop of sarsons into your chip pan, BOOTIFUL CHIPS, very domesticated i am :- "

:cheers:
 
midlanderkeith said:
affieluver said:
well keith i cant promise not to laugh  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol: a worse cook than me at last  :- " luv ya xx :huggles:   :huggles:
Excuse me young Kelly, i will have you know im a damn fine cook, better than any woman,or bloke fer that matter i have ever come accross, :- " now how many folks know this, i for one luv crispy golded brown chips, put a drop of sarsons into your chip pan, BOOTIFUL CHIPS, very domesticated i am :- "

:cheers:

well get your butt down here im starving :lol: :huggles:
 
midlanderkeith said:
affieluver said:
well keith i cant promise not to laugh  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol: a worse cook than me at last  :- " luv ya xx :huggles:   :huggles:
Excuse me young Kelly, i will have you know im a damn fine cook, better than any woman,or bloke fer that matter i have ever come accross, :- " now how many folks know this, i for one luv crispy golded brown chips, put a drop of sarsons into your chip pan, BOOTIFUL CHIPS, very domesticated i am :- "

:cheers:

Glad to hear you're house trained Keith - put a panfull on for me will ya? I love a nice crispy chip or two - well a plateful actually :teehee: with a nice fried egg to dip them in. You know the way to a girls heart then Keith :huggles:
 
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