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Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs!
Battle-Axe Teacher: Order! Order!
Henry: I'll have some chocolate and crisps.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
What do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath?
Stinkerbell!
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issue a royal pardon.
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'W'
Who invented the plane that didn't fly?
The Wrong Brothers
What do you get if you cross a rotten egg with a giant gorilla?
King Pong!
Horrid Henry
To snowballs!
Battle-Axe Teacher: Order! Order!
Henry: I'll have some chocolate and crisps.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
What do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath?
Stinkerbell!
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issue a royal pardon.
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'W'
Who invented the plane that didn't fly?
The Wrong Brothers
What do you get if you cross a rotten egg with a giant gorilla?
King Pong!
Horrid Henry
