London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow
cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says,' License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Glasgow cop says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Glasgow cop says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
and
registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete
stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you
give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his
baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you
want me to stop, or just slow down?' 8)
copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow
cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says,' License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Glasgow cop says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Glasgow cop says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
and
registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete
stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you
give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his
baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you
want me to stop, or just slow down?' 8)
