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Geography Of A Woman

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love, dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

this is me, although i dont get a visit very often these days :- "
 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.well what can i say this is me (w00t)
 
convinced of my own beauty are you having a laugh couldnt be more unconvinced even planning surgery :lol:
 
Don't like that - puts me in too later a catagory :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
affieluver said:
convinced of my own beauty are you having a laugh couldnt be more unconvinced even planning surgery :lol:
pmsl............oh kel, dont be silly :huggles:

a surgeon prob hasnt got the time love :oops:
 
hely said:
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
this is me, although i dont get a visit very often these days :- "



same here :b
 
hely said:
affieluver said:
hely said:
affieluver said:
convinced of my own beauty are you having a laugh couldnt be more unconvinced even planning surgery :lol:
pmsl............oh kel, dont be silly :huggles:

a surgeon prob hasnt got the time love :oops:

:p :p :p

:b trac told me to write it, she said to tell you .........you can slap her really hard when you see her :thumbsup:

i seem to be getting the blame for a lot of things tonight :eek:
 
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