Funny Adds In Papers

[stormydog]

These classified ads were really put in the paper

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows f *****g everything.

john

 

[trac]

well this trog found them funny :lol:

 

[hely]

(w00t)

 

[~Sarah~]

:lol: :lol: Very funny. :lol: :lol:

 

[sue burton]

:lol: :lol: :teehee: :teehee: (w00t) (w00t)

 

[Janimal]

:lol: Love them.. 8)

 

[Strix]

Air guitar

Must be seen to be believed

£49.50

(ads for items over £50 had to be paid for)

I did actually see that one in our local paper some years ago