Friday Funny !

[hely]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for

breakfast, wearing only the tee-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've

got to make love to me this very moment."

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this

is going to be my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, I

embraced her and then gave it my all . . . right there on the

kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her

tee-shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

 

[affieluver]

:lol:

 

[meddling]

why oh why do you call these little things 'funny' friday????????? :wacko: :wacko: -_- -_-

 

[trac]

-_- bit of a old yolk that one hely

 

[nicky12]

:lol:

 

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[Janimal]

:lol: :lol: Good one...

 

[hely]

why oh why do you call these little things 'funny' friday????????? :wacko:   :wacko:   -_-   -_-

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anyone got a sense of humour clair can borrow :- "

 

[meddling]

why oh why do you call these little things 'funny' friday????????? :wacko:   :wacko:   -_-   -_-

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anyone got a sense of humour clair can borrow :- "

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Any one got some funny jokes that Hely can borrow...cos she likes borrowing really OLD ones! :lol: but it would be great if they were funny....even if they are old

 

[Linbin]

I hadn't heard it yet, very funny. :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

why oh why do you call these little things 'funny' friday????????? :wacko:   :wacko:   -_-   -_-

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anyone got a sense of humour clair can borrow :- "

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Any one got some funny jokes that Hely can borrow...cos she likes borrowing really OLD ones! :lol: but it would be great if they were funny....even if they are old

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[ladyp]

(w00t) just love it. :- "

 

[AnnSa]

:lol: