Friday Funny

[lewington]

A man goes to the zoo.

When he gets there, there was only a dog.

It was a shitzu.

 

[Painted Lady]

cracker!!!

 

[Whippets4eva]

:lol: :lol: That's a good one :lol: :lol:

Sonia and Jesse xx

 

[lewington]

Help - I'm being attacked by a troll !!!

I swear a big doberman busted in and tore the place up!

What cat ??

Hellllooooooo?

Mad skills!

 

[lewington]

But wait there's more :lol:

this was sent to me by a friend......

The Pal Diet

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

 

[Painted Lady]

:teehee: :teehee:

 

[lewington]

No matter what situations life throws at you...

no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem...

Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!

You're laughing aren't you?

that's good .......my job here is done!

 

[littlenell]

:lol: :lol: :teehee: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

i may have cracked a small smile :- "

 

[jinnyfizz]

Yes, I'm laughing :lol: :teehee: :thumbsup:

 

[meddling]

But wait there's more  :lol: this was sent to me by a friend......

The Pal Diet

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

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(w00t) (w00t) :lol: (w00t) (w00t)

 

[meddling]

A man goes to the zoo.
When he gets there, there was only a dog.

It was a shitzu.

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(w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[AnnSa]