Flatulent Whippet

[JENNYFISH]

Oh my GOD!!!!

"A Ditty for my whippy"

Little Fletcher was resting his head

Looked up sleepily from his bed

Relaxed a little and gave a sigh

Then let off a "puff" and closed his eyes

I looked at my hubby, "was that you", I said

He replied it was Fletcher, asleep on his bed.

"What did you feed him" he shouted at me

Tripe and some cabbage he had for his tea!

If he does that again, hes off to the garage

Its bad for our health, and for our marriage!

:x :x :x :x :wacko: :wacko: :blink:

 

[Lanakeshena]

brilliant poem! :lol: :lol: We have some windy whippets too!!! one especially lethal :x

 

[imperative]

Yes windy whippets are Hilarious! Especially that look of "it wasnt me" which they seem to have perfected and come so naturally :lol:

 

[LasVegasNo1]

I like the look of surprise on their face when they hear themselves!

 

[Janimal]

Excellent poem - made me smile

 

[dessie]

brilliant poem! :lol:   :lol: We have some windy whippets too!!! one especially lethal :x

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Cor! Tell me about it ............... the two foreigners especially!!!!

 

[Juley]

Chelsea is the worst, she burbs too (w00t) . She looks so offended if you say anything :lol:

 

[»Tina«]

Chance never farts, she's a lady! :wub:

Now Binx thats a different story :x :x males who'd have them!!

same as in humans really my boys let rip all the time, while me and my daughter never do :- "

 

[EJW]

Great poem :lol: Hero is the phantom Farter in this house (w00t) :x

 

[Julie D]

Brill poem, funny how you asked OH 1st :- " wonder why :lol:

 

[kris]

reminds me of the phantom raspberry blower of old london town!(it was an old ronnie barker comedy series ) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[wild whippies]

I like the look of surprise on their face when they hear themselves!

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Mine has the cheek to look at their bottom then look up at me as though to say did you do that?!! (w00t)

Fab poem :lol:

 

[EJW]

reminds me of the phantom raspberry blower of old london town!(it was an old ronnie barker  comedy series ) :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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I remember that too :lol:

 

[alfyn]

Brilliant poem Jenny :thumbsup: :lol: