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Everyone Has One (not Rude )

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Everyone Has One!

I have one

You have one

Your mother uses your father's one

And your auntie uses your uncle's one

A married lady would acquire one

But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesn't use his one

Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one

Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one

Lord Krishna had a long-long one

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one

Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones

Do you have one?

How long is your one?

Which one is your preferred One?

Now see the answer below:

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The answer is...

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than YOUR ...

... VERY OWN ...

... SURNAME!!!
 
'Sense of humour' also fits that list (w00t) :lol:
 
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