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EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 
trac where do you get them from :blink: they are so true there is one you have missed though why is it when you are drunk you can send a normal text i just dont get it :blink: :- "
 
affieluver said:
trac where do you get them from :blink: they are so true there is one you have missed though why is it when you are drunk you can send a normal text i just dont get it :blink:   :- "
Normal.....NORMAL??????........Mmmmmm I'll think on that one Kel :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
affieluver said:
trac where do you get them from :blink: they are so true there is one you have missed though why is it when you are drunk you can send a normal text i just dont get it :blink:   :- "
dont know kel got me there ,but then again im never drunk to send a normal text (w00t)
 
they were really good :D i love stuff like that!
 
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

lol that just sums everything up
 
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