Dog For Sale

[IanGerman]

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.

Read the sales pitch!

Dog For Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

 

[littlenell]

(w00t) :lol:

 

[lalena]

omg did a mastiff get taken advantage of by a bear??? :lol:

 

[peppermint lady]

(w00t) (w00t)

blimey look at the size of him......cant mistake him for a lap dog :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[TillynPip]

Dear God, what would you use on the end of his lead to slow him down ............ an anchor?!!! :wacko:

 

[imperative]

lol :lol:

 

[dabroad]

blimey hes so big i could prob ride him haha get him a bridle to slow him down

 

[dana]

wot a lovley big lad, looks like a presa canario to me.

 

[Foxglove]

Awwwww Neil LOVES him :lol:

Couldn't let HIM sleep on your bed like a whippet tho'.....it definitely would be the last thing you ever do!!!! You'd be squished like a fly (w00t)