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READ IT TO THE END, PLEASE.

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> A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the

> scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

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> He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead

> for

> years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

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> After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of

> the

> road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was

> broken

> by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

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> When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch

> that

> looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked

> like

> pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate and, as he got closer,

> he

> saw a man at a desk to one side.

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> When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, could you tell me

> where

> we are?'

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> 'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.

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> 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.

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> 'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought

> right

> up.'

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> The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

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> 'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveller

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> asked.

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> 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

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> The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and

> continued

> the way he had been going with his dog.

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> After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to

> a

> dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never

> been

> closed. There was no fence.

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> As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree

> and

> reading a book.

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> 'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

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> 'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'

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> 'How about my friend here?' the traveller gestured to the dog.

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> 'There should be a bowl by the pump.'

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> They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned

> hand

> pump with a bowl beside it.

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> The traveller filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then

> he

> gave some to the dog.

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> When they were satisfied, he and the dog walked back toward the man who

> was

> standing by the tree.

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> 'What do you call this place?' the traveller asked..

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> 'This is Heaven,' he answered.

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> 'Well, that's confusing,' the traveller said. 'The man down the road

> said

> that was Heaven, too.'

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> 'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.

> That's

> hell.'

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> 'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'

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> 'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave

> their

> best friends behind.'

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> Soooo...

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> Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without

> writing

> a word.

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> Maybe this will explain.

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> When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you

> do?

> You forward jokes.

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> When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you

> forward

> jokes.

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> When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how,

> you

> forward jokes.

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> Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still

> important,

> you are still cared for, guess what you get?

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> A forwarded joke.

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> So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just

> another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your

> friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

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> You are all welcome at my water bowl any time!

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>
 
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