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Cop vs Girl
A cop was on his horse
waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped
beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring
it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure
did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for
a safety violation.
The cop said,
"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it."
The little girl then looked up to the cop and
said "That's a nice horse you've got there sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick
goes underneath the horse, not on top.
A cop was on his horse
waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped
beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring
it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure
did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for
a safety violation.
The cop said,
"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it."
The little girl then looked up to the cop and
said "That's a nice horse you've got there sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick
goes underneath the horse, not on top.
