Cold

[midlanderkeith]

Im absolutely frozen through here, rigormortis has already set in on one of my limbs, and ive got the central heating on full pap, its one of those days you canna warm up

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[nicky12]

i know that feeling keith froze to the bones i am ,heating on full to ...maybe im getting old as me kids complaining ther to hot :- "

 

[midlanderkeith]

i know that feeling keith froze to the bones i am ,heating on full to ...maybe im getting old as me kids complaining ther to hot  :- "

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:lol: want me come round and give you a cuddle,

 

[nicky12]

i know that feeling keith froze to the bones i am ,heating on full to ...maybe im getting old as me kids complaining ther to hot  :- "

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:lol: want me come round and give you a cuddle,

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(w00t) OOO I SAY KEITH THEY WILL ALL TALK ABOUT US :- " AHH TO HELL WITH IT GET YOUR BUTT AROUND HER AND GIVE ME SUM CUDDLES :* :huggles: :huggles: :huggles:

 

[hely]

slapper :- "

 

[nicky12]

slapper :- "

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old trout

 

[Trish]

i always find a hot bath does the trick (w00t) ya need ya bones thawing out first

 

[dizz]

a good fire and large brandy (any alcohol) works for me :- "

 

[June Jonigk]

Now, being a woman of a certain age, I'm not feeling the cold at all - just hot flushes :- "

 

[lewington]

How can you be cold when you've got whippets to snuggle up with you ? If that doesn't work you could try Dr Walker I suppose :blink:

ROFLMAO @ Hely & Nicky12

 

[midlanderkeith]

How can you be cold when you've got whippets to snuggle up with you ?  If that doesn't work you could try Dr Walker I suppose :blink:  
ROFLMAO @ Hely & Nicky12

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Oh, awreet then, i know im bit of a pleb, who or what is Dr walker :blink:

 

[lewington]

Only if you tell me what a nesh git is

 

[midlanderkeith]

Only if you tell me what a nesh git is 

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:lol: nesh means someone like me who feels the cold easy, but funnily enough, i never wear a coat when outside , no matter what the weather, as long as i keep on the move im ok, happy now are ya :lol:

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[affieluver]

no coat brr! you make me feel cold just thinking about it

 

[midlanderkeith]

Only if you tell me what a nesh git is 

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:lol: nesh means someone like me who feels the cold easy, but funnily enough, i never wear a coat when outside , no matter what the weather, as long as i keep on the move im ok, happy now are ya :lol:

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Oh and by the way, im bit of an ossity, :lol: my ladies words not mine

 

[lewington]

OK OK

Dr Walker = Johnie Walker = a whiskey

When someone has got a cold we tell them to hop into bed with a drink of hot lemon & honey AND Dr Walker

 

[midlanderkeith]

OK OK 
Dr Walker = Johnie Walker = a whiskey

When someone has got a cold we tell them to hop into bed with a drink of hot lemon & honey AND Dr Walker 

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pmsl, i cant afford to keep warm here neh mind going out buying whisky, im on a poxy meagre pension, and im hungry :lol:

 

[June Jonigk]

Oh Keith - do you need us to send you a food parcel? :unsure: Didn't you have a big fatty breakfast this morning? :teehee: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No, don't ask how I know what Keith had for breakfast :- "

 

[midlanderkeith]

Oh Keith - do you need us to send you a food parcel? :unsure:   Didn't you have a big fatty breakfast this morning? :teehee:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:
No, don't ask how I know what Keith had for breakfast :- "

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:lol: Welcome back our June, sorry about the awful weather for all of us, nowt we can do about that, but glad you enjoyed the break

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about to missen a reet stonker :lol: breakfast that is :lol: