Brief Encounter

[midlanderkeith]

I went into necastle town centre this morning, for my weekly supply of immodium and steradent, parks up the car then through the subway, was met by buskers giving it wot fer doin a bit of barber shop, then up into the town, i was behind this young couple, the lady had on the thinnest pair of white slacks, with nothing underneath, even though ive been celebate for a number of years, i couldnt take my eyes off her cheeks side to side they freely swang, i followed em fer what seemed like miles, until i became dizzy , i had to give up and plonked missen down

on this bench, forgetting there was no back to it, i leaned back fer a rest, a**e over t*t i went, forgetting what i went out fer, i bowt 5lb of king edwards, ok im in my twilight years, but still have feelings boy dont i just, oh deary me. i wish i was a young man again

:cheers:

 

[Whippets4eva]

Keith, there's me thinking you were a gentleman. :unsure: Good job you didn't have your camera with you, or you probably would have been arrested. :lol: :lol:

Next time you go into town, keep your mind on the shopping, not on the young ladies. :- " :- " :- " :- "

As for you going a**e over t*t, i'm still pmsl. (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

Sonia and Jesse xx

 

[meddling]

Serves you right for being a letcherous old git Keith :- " :huggles:

 

[raceylady]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[Whippets4eva]

By the way Keith, in my eyes you're still a young man. :huggles:

Looking good in your twilight years, :thumbsup:

Sonia and Jesse xx

See, no micky taking here either. o

Still pmsl tho. (w00t) (w00t)

 

[T Hoare]

with the title I thought what have you got poor Jill wearing now. :teehee:

 

[June Jonigk]

Keithy - normally you say to someone of your age "you want to get out more" - but you my mate, ought to be staying in a bit I think :lol:

You've got us ladies on here chasin' ya abowt, and its stirring things that have been dormant for a bit We're all still reeling 'bout old Ada, and wot ya did t'er, wi ya chunky steak pies. The women of Stoke aren't safe anymore :lol: :lol:

Get thissen up t'Northern a week Sunday, and I might share a chunky steak with ya missen :thumbsup:

 

[Whippets4eva]

Keithy - normally you say to someone of your age "you want to get out more" - but you my mate, ought to be staying in a bit I think :lol:
You've got us ladies on here chasin' ya abowt, and its stirring things that have been dormant for a bit   We're all still reeling 'bout old Ada, and wot ya did t'er, wi ya chunky steak pies.  The women of Stoke aren't safe anymore   :lol:   :lol:  

Get thissen up t'Northern a week Sunday, and I might share a chunky steak with ya missen :thumbsup:

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(w00t) P m s l, Nice one June, well said. :thumbsup:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sonia and Jesse xx