> >> >A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked
> >up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra
> >for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> >Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
> >Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
> >shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
> >
> >Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
> >types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the
> >types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation
> >Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
> >prefer?
> >Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
> >them.
> >The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
> >The Catholic type supports the masses.
> >The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
> >The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist
> >makes mountains out of mole hills.
> >
> >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
> >letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
> >couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
> >became informed!
> >
> >(A} Almost Boobs...
> >{B} Barely there.
> >{C} Can't Complain!
> >{D} Dang!
> >{DD} Double dang!
> >{E} Enormous!
> >{F} Fake.
> >{G} Get a Reduction.
> >{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
> >
> >Send this to all that will appreciate it!
> >
> >They forgot the German bra.
> >
> >Holtzemfromfloppen!
(w00t)
> >up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra
> >for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> >Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
> >Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
> >shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
> >
> >Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
> >types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the
> >types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation
> >Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
> >prefer?
> >Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
> >them.
> >The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
> >The Catholic type supports the masses.
> >The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
> >The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist
> >makes mountains out of mole hills.
> >
> >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
> >letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but
> >couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
> >became informed!
> >
> >(A} Almost Boobs...
> >{B} Barely there.
> >{C} Can't Complain!
> >{D} Dang!
> >{DD} Double dang!
> >{E} Enormous!
> >{F} Fake.
> >{G} Get a Reduction.
> >{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
> >
> >Send this to all that will appreciate it!
> >
> >They forgot the German bra.
> >
> >Holtzemfromfloppen!
(w00t)
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