Book title - looking for suggestions

[Dogs & Hearts]

Hi everyone. I've just signed up and I'm new to this forum. I'm looking for title ideas for for a book that I'm currently writing. The book is basically a light-hearted but informative guide for anyone thinking of owning a dog but who have had no previous experience. From the basic essentials needed, to grooming, training, food advice and even picking up the poops! I was clueless 7 years ago and I've had to learn as I've gone along. I'm looking for a catchy title and would welcome any ideas. Many thanks

 

[Rhythmpig]

It's me or the dog.

I'm sorry,but that sprung to mind,I was given that ultimatum once. Guess what,me and the dogs lived happily ever after.

 

[Sezzy]

Dog owning for dummies
Ready, steady, dog
From lots of fun to a fishy bum
Tails of the unexpected

 

[JudyN]

Poo Bags and Treats

So You Think You Want a Dog

A Dog for Life

Everything You Wanted to Know about Dogs... But Were Afraid to Ask

 

[Dogs & Hearts]

Dog owning for dummies
Ready, steady, dog
From lots of fun to a fishy bum
Tails of the unexpected

I love these! Many thanks! I can certainly identify with the second one lol

 

[Dogs & Hearts]

Poo Bags and Treats

So You Think You Want a Dog

A Dog for Life

Everything You Wanted to Know about Dogs... But Were Afraid to Ask

These are great! Thanks! You've given me some great ideas

 

[Dogs & Hearts]

It's me or the dog.

I'm sorry,but that sprung to mind,I was given that ultimatum once. Guess what,me and the dogs lived happily ever after.

Ha ha that's great to hear