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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely..... .

[SIZE=14pt]Are - my - test - results - back?[/SIZE]
 
(w00t) love it, must tell my patients that one at work !
 
heard this one today :

lady rushed home from work with only a few minutes to clean herself before her GP appointment for smear so quickly wiped herself with a flannel.

GP did smear and says 'nice to see you made an effort'

she wasn't sure what he meant,

anyway she rushed onto school to pick up daughter.

At home daughter says 'mummy where's that flannel?'

'it's in the wash, dear, why do you ask ?'

'oh, it's the one I'm using to clean the glitter off my dolls'

reminds me of years ago when one of our elderly gentlemen pulled up his knees for his enema and the doctor found a Greenshield stamp stuck on is bum !
 
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brilliant
 
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LMAO!!!!!!
 
Just seen this.... :b

MUST show this one to Neil - he'll cry laughing!!! (w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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