Another Corny Joke (curry Flavoured)

[dawn]

There are two drug addicts in intensive care at our local DGH

Unfortunately they injected curry powder instead of heroin.

One with a Dicky Tikka

The other is still in a Korma

 

[~JO~]

I LOVE jokes like that!!!!!!!

How about...

Have you ever tried a Chicken tarka,

Its like a tikka just a little 'otter :lol: :lol:

 

[pepa]

(w00t) (w00t)

sue

 

[jinnyfizz]

Yaayyyy! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

pmsl...........love it (w00t)

 

[The Whistler]

good one like it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[imperative]

(w00t) :lol:

 

[BlueNoise]

:lol: :lol: :lol: very good,love the corny jokes!!!

 

[stormydog]

I LOVE jokes like that!!!!!!!
How about...

Have you ever tried a Chicken tarka,

Its like a tikka just a little 'otter  :lol:   :lol:

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cracker !! hows this one...?

indian joke...the red type

Their once was a Princess who fell in love with an indian, but still wasn't happy because he had accomplished nothing in his life. One day in the paper the princess read of an herbal tea drinking contest. Suprisingly the in Indian was very good at this and decided to enter. The contest began and soon it was down to the indian and another man,they both drank 32 gallons of tea. Finally after 34 gallons the other man dropped out and the indian won, by drinking 35 gallons of herbal tea. After celebrating, the indian went to sleep with the trophy in his hands and....that night he drowned in his teapee!

:x :x :thumbsup:

 

[stormydog]

or that reminded me off a mate..who got vinegar in his ear....he suffers now from "pickled hearing" :- "

j :clown: hn

 

[BlueNoise]

Brill jokes this is mine : A nose goes into a bar and ask's the barman for a pint of beer.The barman looks at him and said "I can't serve you,your off your face !!! (w00t)

 

[dawn]

or that reminded me off a mate..who got vinegar in his ear....he suffers now from "pickled hearing"  :- "
        j :clown: hn

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[SIZE=14pt]When my boss was young (in the 50's) his mother used to put a pickled onion in his ear when he had earache 100% TRUE[/SIZE]