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Had these sent to me earlier:
bloke making love to a big fat girl in bed asks her if he can put the bedroom light off she says is it cos you dont like to see my big fat body no he says well is it cos your shy and cant do it with light on no he says well wot is it then she asks he says no every time i go up i burn my ass ......
bought the wife an old car but she wasnt happy, she said that she wanted something that would go from 0 to 140 in three seconds so i bought her a set of bathroom scales
Drug Used to Seduce Men
Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs:
Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form.
The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.
The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a few beers for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...
wots the best thing a girl can have behind her ears to make her look nice ........................................ her feet ..
bloke making love to a big fat girl in bed asks her if he can put the bedroom light off she says is it cos you dont like to see my big fat body no he says well is it cos your shy and cant do it with light on no he says well wot is it then she asks he says no every time i go up i burn my ass ......
bought the wife an old car but she wasnt happy, she said that she wanted something that would go from 0 to 140 in three seconds so i bought her a set of bathroom scales
Drug Used to Seduce Men
Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs:
Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form.
The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.
The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a few beers for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...
wots the best thing a girl can have behind her ears to make her look nice ........................................ her feet ..
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