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[jinnyfizz]

[SIZE=14pt]How quickly the years pass [/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt]Tips for the ladies in year 2009[/SIZE]

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything (w00t)

 

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour

 

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila :cheers:

 

4. In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls! :huggles:

 

5. Go on the 30 day diet (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days) :blink:

 

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it

 

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

 

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here :wacko:

 

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself

 

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing and makes you walk funny :clown:

 

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn them into lemonade then mix it with vodka

 

12. Remember every good looking, charming, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend! :- "

 



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[AnnSa]

Brilliant Jane :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[trac]

(w00t) :lol: thats brilliant big sis

 

[Whippets4eva]

:lol: That's really good Jane :thumbsup:

PMSL :lol: (w00t)

 

[ecksey]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

Very true!!! :thumbsup:

 

[Strike Whippets]

Thats great :lol:

 

[Louise_Simon]

I like number 8

 

[allypally]

excellent and true :huggles:

 

[Trish]

thats great (w00t) :lol:

 

[nicky12]

:lol: :lol: brilliant :cheers:

 

[ladyp]

(w00t) How true.

I like number 12 :- "

 

[peppermint lady]

(w00t) pmsl love it jane :lol: :lol:

 

[meddling]

Excellent Jane :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[Debbie b]

[SIZE=21pt]they are so very true love it :huggles: :huggles: [/SIZE]

 

[pepa]

I like them all see myself in a lot of them. (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)