A Little Song For You All

[hely]

A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave every one there,

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

 

[Kenmilquin]

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave every one there,

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

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HAHAHAHaHAHAHA that was really good well done.

 

[trac]

-_- -_-

 

[hely]

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aww bless must be getting old trac :- "

 

[pepa]

:thumbsup:

 

[meddling]

:lol: :teehee: :lol: :teehee: :lol: :teehee: :teehee:

 

[jinnyfizz]

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HELEN ... YOU WALLY!!!!!

BRILLIANT :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SIZE=14pt]I presume the silent and deadly ones are Gypsy's?? :teehee: Jinny does those (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt] (w00t)   (w00t)   (w00t) [/SIZE]HELEN ... YOU WALLY!!!!!

BRILLIANT :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

[SIZE=14pt]I presume the silent and deadly ones are Gypsy's??  :teehee: Jinny does those (w00t) [/SIZE]

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yep, she smells so bad at times..........well at least i think its her, if its not then its the old man

 

[AnnSa]

You dirty bugger :lol:

 

[hely]

You dirty bugger  :lol:

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oh thanks so much Ann

 

[FifeJillandIan]

LOL (w00t)

 

[hely]

[SIZE=8pt]that song is shocking , what sort of person would put something like that on here [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=8pt]that song is shocking , what sort of person would put something like that on here [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]you :- " [/SIZE]

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[trac]

[SIZE=8pt]that song is shocking , what sort of person would put something like that on here [/SIZE]

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a old fart maybe :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]HEY HELY...LOVE IT..............................................................................[/SIZE]

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DIDNT REALLY....IT WAS RUBBISH

 

[hely]

thats cos you have a crap sense of humour :- "

 

[BlueNoise]

I liked it Hely!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

I liked it Hely!!! :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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I KNEW YOU WOULD PAT.............your very easy to please (w00t)

 

[trac]

I liked it Hely!!! :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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I KNEW YOU WOULD PAT.............your very easy to please (w00t)

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I THINK PAT IS JUST BEING KIND TO YOU HELY :- "