These are things that go through my loaf at nights when i cant sleep..or when in trying to and somebody next just prattles on !
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? ..surely it has to be !
Is there another word for synonym? or like if you ask me for a double entendre...id give you one :- "
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?.... no doubt my friend..no doubt
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"....mmm..
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?....is it like worth foning the police ? :unsure:
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?...Herby rules 8)
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?...
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?....mmmmm another weird thought.
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...dirty little fecker.
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?...imagine that ol French twat Macrcel Marceou geting arrested lol
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?...BUMP !
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?..and what if an old lady wants to cross there too..is she allowed ?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?....get my point :- "
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?...bet theyd still all get onto your window sills too..little shit-suckers :rant:
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?...would they even bring tears to their eyes :- "
What was the best thing before sliced bread?...tell me...just effing tell me !!! i knead to dough !!
now lie in your beds and ponder my ponderisms !!
john..whos dogs have called for the guys with the back-to-front pyjamas...eeek here they are now
h34r:
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? ..surely it has to be !
Is there another word for synonym? or like if you ask me for a double entendre...id give you one :- "
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?.... no doubt my friend..no doubt
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"....mmm..
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?....is it like worth foning the police ? :unsure:
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?...Herby rules 8)
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?...
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?....mmmmm another weird thought.
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...dirty little fecker.
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?...imagine that ol French twat Macrcel Marceou geting arrested lol
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?...BUMP !
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?..and what if an old lady wants to cross there too..is she allowed ?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?....get my point :- "
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?...bet theyd still all get onto your window sills too..little shit-suckers :rant:
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?...would they even bring tears to their eyes :- "
What was the best thing before sliced bread?...tell me...just effing tell me !!! i knead to dough !!
now lie in your beds and ponder my ponderisms !!
john..whos dogs have called for the guys with the back-to-front pyjamas...eeek here they are now
h34r:
