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[SIZE=14pt]What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? [/SIZE]
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
