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> > A Bottle of Merlot
> >
> > A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
> >attractive woman he spotted dining alone.
> > The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
> >the gentleman seated over there,
> > Indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a
> >second, not looking at the man,
> > and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who
> >was
> >lingering for a response,
> > took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
> >The note read:
> > For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
> >your garage,
> > a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
> > After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
> >own returns.
> > He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
> >to return this to the woman.
> > It read:
> > For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z4, a
> >Mercedes CL600
> > and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
> >dollars in my bank account.
> >
> > But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut
> >three
> >inches off.
> > Just send the bottle back."
> >
> > A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
> >attractive woman he spotted dining alone.
> > The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
> >the gentleman seated over there,
> > Indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a
> >second, not looking at the man,
> > and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who
> >was
> >lingering for a response,
> > took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
> >The note read:
> > For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
> >your garage,
> > a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
> > After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
> >own returns.
> > He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
> >to return this to the woman.
> > It read:
> > For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z4, a
> >Mercedes CL600
> > and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
> >dollars in my bank account.
> >
> > But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut
> >three
> >inches off.
> > Just send the bottle back."
for once
