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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and...

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Be very proud to be British Because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only...

In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the CAD...

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just looked at your pics there lovely and it looks like your dogs had fun, we havent taken the new addition to the family (izzy) there yet as only picked her up yesterday but will be going down later with them both. thats the great thing with living so close, only problem is the fact we seem to...

FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986 According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no...

sorry i didnt see this post earlier, i live in blackpool and walk my dogs every day on the beach, like someone has already said that near pontins is best, its the sand dunes and later in the day there full of rabbits, there is a car park further down from pontins which is where i park and its...

thanks.... :cheers:

top off bob martins flea spray

come on give us a clue...... or just send me one in a pm...lol :D

a very square false nail, on the end of your thumb???

the lid off a can of spray paint? on a can of spray paint?

is it the lid of a kids pushpop lolly?

they both have a thing for the fags!!! lol nipped to the loo yesterday and courtney had decided her and twizzle would see how many fags they could chew before i got back 8) think there both trying to hint i stop..lol

lol, my sort of dog, lol when i was little one of our greys used to run to first bend,hop the fence and go sit at the car, retired after just a few short races..lol

finnaly after running around like looneys all morning they have decided to sit down for a while!

in the area i live in there is an offer on at the moment, they will vaccinate,frontline,worm,micro chip and spay/neuture all for free. you do have to take them up on all the things unless your dog has already had his/her jabs, they are trying to encorage sensible ownership wich from some of...

ok after some thought we have decided that we would love to get another whippet o:) we laughed when everyone on here said you wont stop at only haveing 1 and how true that is...lol we already have Twizzle and after really thinking about it we feel theres plenty of love and space for another...

must admit, when we lost our greyhound i tried to explain to my other half how much the kids needed another dog.... what he didnt realy understand was that it was me mostly who was missing having a dog around but thought if i put him on a guilt trip over the kids he would agree :D and it...